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Chistaco:
-Voy a preparar bacalao a la riojana.
-Me parece buena idea, ya lleva demasiado tiempo en el sotano y debe tener hambre.
A reminder to our American cousins to the south -
V O T E ! ! BOLAS !
card.alt by TheCurmudgeon
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Source: mtg-realm
Supermadres
En Momentos de Aburricion
En mundos paralelos…
Si hubiese tenido más de 5 años, la fórmula se me hubiese ocurrido a mi también.
(via alchemistdreamer)
Source: laissesaigner
Source: penishole
In northwestern Ravnica born and raised
The Blind Eternities is where I spent most of my days.
Reading Gleemax catching up on the rules
And twiddling my bone flute outside of the school.
When a couple of pyromancers up to no good
Started causing trouble in my neighborhood.
I lost a couple of life and Ajani got scared — he said
“You’re going with your mentor Tezzeret in Bel-Air.”
I conjured up a ride and when it came near
The license plate said “Goyf” and there were tops in the mirror.
One could say that I tinkered something quite rare,
But I said, “Aw forget it — bounce me to Bel-Air!”
We pulled up to the library turn 7 or 8
And I said to the cabby “Yo man, tap you later.”
I picked up my tome; I was finally there,
To take up my role as the Jace of Bel-Air.
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Source: emperorrichard
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