emperorrichard:

In northwestern Ravnica born and raised
The Blind Eternities is where I spent most of my days.
Reading Gleemax catching up on the rules
And twiddling my bone flute outside of the school.
When a couple of pyromancers up to no good
Started causing trouble in my neighborhood.
I lost a couple of life and Ajani got scared — he said 
“You’re going with your mentor Tezzeret in Bel-Air.”

I conjured up a ride and when it came near
The license plate said “Goyf” and there were tops in the mirror.
One could say that I tinkered something quite rare,
But I said, “Aw forget it — bounce me to Bel-Air!”

We pulled up to the library turn 7 or 8
And I said to the cabby “Yo man, tap you later.”
I picked up my tome; I was finally there,
To take up my role as the Jace of Bel-Air.

(via allwillbeone)